I am a real person
[I need love]
I am loved by the people that matter
[Danimal]
I am fucking complicated
[so I hear]
I am that not important
[nor are you]
I am full of shit
[try me]
I am not that much of a bitch
[I can be pushed to that level]
I am everything you're not and then some
[you would be surprised]
I am going to do better in my next life
[I hope]
I am confused
[you all are]
I am waterproof
[hopefully]
I'm currently falling for no one
[its to much of a hassle]
I am easy to get along with
[unless you’re a douche and/or super Christian]
I am nothing like anyone you know
[except of course if you know me]
I am a vulgar asshole
[you will see]
I am capable of a lot more
[I’d like to think so anyway]
I speak normal
[most of the time]
I like sex flavored skittles
[uhhhhhhh]
I am a very contagious virus
[I will wrap myself around your DNA]
I am broken flesh
[that will never heal]
I am flexible
[sex sex sex sex sex]
I am a copy of an imitation
[as are you]
I am Midori Merjos
[and you're not]